Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Final Blog
You’re playing a late afternoon round of Frisbee Golf on the Clemson Campus, when plop, your Frisbee decides to go for a swim in the Reflection Pond.
You’re playing a late afternoon round of Frisbee Golf on the Clemson Campus, when plop, your Frisbee decides to go for a swim in the Reflection Pond.
Don’t give up hope! There is a way! Follow these simple steps and you’ll have your Frisbee back in no time!
· Call a friend to “guard” your Frisbee, as you will be leaving the premises.
· Walk to your car, or phone a friend who has a car and have them pick you up.
· Drive to your local animal shelter. There are animal shelters located in Seneca and Anderson, neighboring towns to Clemson.
· Befriend a good fetching dog. Fetching dogs enjoy water. Good breeds are Retrievers.
· Adopt your fetching dog. The animal shelter will require that you give the dog shots, get him or her “fixed”. Follow the directions that the rescue agency gives you.
· Return to the Clemson Campus with your fetching dog. Relieve your friend of their guarding duties.
· Tell your new dog to retrieve the Frisbee floating in the water. If they are skeptical or don’t “get it”, you might want to practice with a stick or nearby object (lightweight, chewable shoes or textbooks will suffice).
· Reward your new dog with lots of love and a doggy treat. Take a step back, because he will shake water all over you if you aren’t careful.
· Resume your game of Frisbee golf!
Congratulations—not only did you retrieve your Frisbee without getting wet, but you have a new best friend!
Don’t give up hope! There is a way! Follow these simple steps and you’ll have your Frisbee back in no time!
· Call a friend to “guard” your Frisbee, as you will be leaving the premises.
· Walk to your car, or phone a friend who has a car and have them pick you up.
· Drive to your local animal shelter. There are animal shelters located in Seneca and Anderson, neighboring towns to Clemson.
· Befriend a good fetching dog. Fetching dogs enjoy water. Good breeds are Retrievers.
· Adopt your fetching dog. The animal shelter will require that you give the dog shots, get him or her “fixed”. Follow the directions that the rescue agency gives you.
· Return to the Clemson Campus with your fetching dog. Relieve your friend of their guarding duties.
· Tell your new dog to retrieve the Frisbee floating in the water. If they are skeptical or don’t “get it”, you might want to practice with a stick or nearby object (lightweight, chewable shoes or textbooks will suffice).
· Reward your new dog with lots of love and a doggy treat. Take a step back, because he will shake water all over you if you aren’t careful.
· Resume your game of Frisbee golf!
Congratulations—not only did you retrieve your Frisbee without getting wet, but you have a new best friend!
How to retrieve a Frisbee from library pond
1)Look at pond, decide not to get in myself
- Have a beer while the Frisbee is retrieved
- Take Frisbee from guy, hand over more beer, be glad you did not get in the pond
- Drink all of the beers
- Get in pond, swim out and retrieve Frisbee
Final Blog
The most important part of communication in Civil Engineering is communicating with people outside of your profession and discipline. Keeping proper channels open with contractors and clients increases initial and repeat business, and proper communication with contractors helps ensure fewer foul-ups onsite. To work on his skills with communicated with the laity; the engineer should seek contact with others who do not share his major or his specialization. Any recreation involving public speaking (Toastmasters, local theater, etc.) is also useful, since it forces the engineer to avoid speaking in technical jargon. Combined, this should give the engineer a solid base for working with those who are unaccustomed to having their problems clinically dissected, and for picking up on the contractor’s “piss off and let me get on with it” voice.
Final Weblog
Written communication is the most common form of communication used in construction firms. Civil Engineers in the construction planning emphasis must keep organized thorough written documents during project planning. Since there are so many people outside the office that will handle these documents, they must be universally written and formatted for understanding. It is important that the engineer that creates these forms is a conscious, methodical writer for the best results. The engineer must have the ability to write these documents to cater to the reader. For instance, if the engineer is writing a schedule timeline for the construction workers’ manager, he must be sure to use language familiar to him and not a lot of interoffice lingo that would not be understood. The best way to learn these skills is to practice and get others to critique your writing. Letting someone else read your work, who understands what audience you are directing it to and what information you are actually trying to convey, will be a great way to get feedback.
Other than outstanding written skills, an engineer must possess efficient verbal communication skills. It is thought that most engineers are not very outspoken. This is not true being that verbal communication is imperative to complete all projects since they work in teams. These verbal skills should include being able to express themselves clearly and listening. Construction planning requires numerous meetings with the interoffice team, contractors, and the client so engineers must be comfortable speaking in groups large and small. There may also be a few brainstorming sessions outside of meeting with other members of the planning team, so within these verbal skills must be respectability and consideration of the ideas and opinions of others. The best way to learn these skills are to gain confidence and learn professional and effective language for your field.
Extra Credit
· Identify Frisbee location and record the GPS coordinates
· Make a phone call to your friend who is a helicopter pilot and aware him of the situation at hand
· Meet the helicopter pilot friend at the launch pad
· Before going air borne: remember to secure helmet on head, plug in the frisbee’s GPS coordinates, and eat a granola bar
· Follow the GPS device to the frisbee’s location
· Upon hovering above the Frisbee, climb into the rescue basket, secure yourself to the basket, and lower it from the helicopter
· Reach over the side of the basket and grab hold of the Frisbee
· Hoist yourself back into the helicopter
· Fly back to the landing pad
· Return to Bowman field and continue throwing your Frisbee
Final Blog
A way to help learn this skill is to take a large system or process, and break it down into its smaller pieces. Then try to write out each piece's purpose, a brief description of how that piece works, and how it fits into the overall process. When code is properly documented, clearly and concisely, it becomes much easier for another person to understand quickly how the software works. Another good way to become more adept at this is to take a systems analysis or documentation course at a university or technical college.