Instructions for parking between 10am and noon
1. When you get close to campus begin to pray.
2. Determine which route you want to take, the easy or hard
a. Hard
i. Drive slowly into the area where you will need to be
ii. Make sure you AC is working
iii. Circle around about 10 times
iv. Pray a little harder
v. And poof, there is your park
b. Easy
i. Make sure you have a bottle of ice cold water
ii. Drive to the overflow parking
iii. Park in one of the many available parks
Works Cited:
"The Clemson University Vehicular Electronics Laboratory ." Photograph. Tire Atenna Pattern Measurements. 2006. Web. 11 Aug 2011.
"Discount Airport Parking ." Photograph. How to Find Discounted Parking . Web. 11 Aug 2011.
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