Extra Credit: Instructions for finding a parking space on campus between 10 am and 12 noon

1. Start Car, turn on radio (if you're into that)

2. Pull out of home parking lot.

3. Fight the 9am Clemson traffic of angry, rushing students.

4. Arrive at C3 parking lot.

5. Scope parking lot desperately for parking space.

6. When u fail to find a space (because you will), recall whether the university is on a MWF or TTH schedule.

7. Once you discover this, figure out what time students get out of class and park closest to the nearest academic building.

8. Wait.

9. Once students start dispersing from classes, pick a victim walking to follow to their car.

10. Keep close to driving behind your victim and wait patiently for them to get in their car and leave.

11. Ease into your space and you're good to go!