Wednesday, August 10, 2011




You’re playing a late afternoon round of Frisbee Golf on the Clemson Campus, when plop, your Frisbee decides to go for a swim in the Reflection Pond.

You’re playing a late afternoon round of Frisbee Golf on the Clemson Campus, when plop, your Frisbee decides to go for a swim in the Reflection Pond.


Don’t give up hope! There is a way! Follow these simple steps and you’ll have your Frisbee back in no time!

· Call a friend to “guard” your Frisbee, as you will be leaving the premises.

· Walk to your car, or phone a friend who has a car and have them pick you up.

· Drive to your local animal shelter. There are animal shelters located in Seneca and Anderson, neighboring towns to Clemson.

· Befriend a good fetching dog. Fetching dogs enjoy water. Good breeds are Retrievers.


· Adopt your fetching dog. The animal shelter will require that you give the dog shots, get him or her “fixed”. Follow the directions that the rescue agency gives you.

· Return to the Clemson Campus with your fetching dog. Relieve your friend of their guarding duties.

· Tell your new dog to retrieve the Frisbee floating in the water. If they are skeptical or don’t “get it”, you might want to practice with a stick or nearby object (lightweight, chewable shoes or textbooks will suffice).

· Reward your new dog with lots of love and a doggy treat. Take a step back, because he will shake water all over you if you aren’t careful.

· Resume your game of Frisbee golf!

Congratulations—not only did you retrieve your Frisbee without getting wet, but you have a new best friend!

Don’t give up hope! There is a way! Follow these simple steps and you’ll have your Frisbee back in no time!

· Call a friend to “guard” your Frisbee, as you will be leaving the premises.

· Walk to your car, or phone a friend who has a car and have them pick you up.

· Drive to your local animal shelter. There are animal shelters located in Seneca and Anderson, neighboring towns to Clemson.

· Befriend a good fetching dog. Fetching dogs enjoy water. Good breeds are Retrievers.


· Adopt your fetching dog. The animal shelter will require that you give the dog shots, get him or her “fixed”. Follow the directions that the rescue agency gives you.

· Return to the Clemson Campus with your fetching dog. Relieve your friend of their guarding duties.

· Tell your new dog to retrieve the Frisbee floating in the water. If they are skeptical or don’t “get it”, you might want to practice with a stick or nearby object (lightweight, chewable shoes or textbooks will suffice).


· Reward your new dog with lots of love and a doggy treat. Take a step back, because he will shake water all over you if you aren’t careful.

· Resume your game of Frisbee golf!

Congratulations—not only did you retrieve your Frisbee without getting wet, but you have a new best friend!


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